You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
