Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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