Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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