how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
