I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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