he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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