It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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