i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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