it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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