watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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