yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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