so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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