i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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