I molested 6 butterflies tonight
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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