Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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