i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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