you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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