Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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