It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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