Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
