Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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