Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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