I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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