im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
