It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
foreskin is a definite game changer
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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