I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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