I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just blew my weed a kiss
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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