i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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