New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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