Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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