She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
