yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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not ubering you a puppy
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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