I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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