My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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