just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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