That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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