I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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