Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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