you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
is that a dick in a sweater?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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