I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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