I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We left the knife in your bed.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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