whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
