So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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