Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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