just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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