im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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