i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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