I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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