You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
