Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
