how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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